我的版本（Malaysia Chabor）@我不是香港人 [Just for fun.]

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我的版本：Malaysia zhabor...越写越激动 == 
For the last time I am not from Hong Kong....

别再说“你好你好你好吗”，
我也会apa khabar jiak ba bui，
我会说 angmo hokkien melayu，
So别再说me from Hong Kong 
我是 Malaysia 的 zhabor

我明白dimsum dimsum 好吃yo，
我比较爱吃laksa char koey teow， 
我来自 Penang 而不是 hong kong，
我是 Malaysia 的 zhabor

感谢你每天每天没天每夜地烦我
但是你不够不够不够不够了解我
你说我不会华语不会英语只会广东
你说我假的假的骗你太多

请别再说我说我说我说我在骗你
都已经说了说了说了说了没有问题
但你一直一直一直一直说我没理你
是谁不相信我的一切言语？

我知道我爱听听cantopop，
但我比较爱听日本kpop，
我虽然永远是个法拉迷，
但我也喜欢戴佩妮，
我不是 hong kong 的美女。

我知道我会华语和粤语，
我可以说我来自malaysia，
我们也有ipoh 和吉隆坡，
也会说广东话的哟，
我是 malaysia 的 zhabor!!!

*repeat chorus*

Thank you!! ==

Maleficent

Okay, I HAVE TO BLOG ABOUT THIS cuz It's way too cool
Maleficent, this is an awesome movie and you MUST WATCH it
I know most of you already know that this movie is based on the 1959 disney princess movie, Sleeping Beauty
You guys do know about the whole storyline right?
Okay, in case you didnt know...I'll give you a plot or a summary about it
It's suppose to be Princess Aurora was born, the King did not invite Maleficent
But on that day itself, Maleficent came to the ceremony in a distressed mood and set a curse on the princess
The curse was that the princess will prick her finger on her 16th birthday and will fall into a deep sleep
To break the curse, only a true love's kiss can cure the princess
So the king ordered the kingdom guards to burn down the entire town's spinning wheel
And of course to prevent the princess from getting hurt, the 3 fairies decided to take care of her in the woods
Upon growing up, she met Prince Philip and fell in love with him at first sight
But to her consent, she was unable to see him due to her curse and on her 16th birthday
Aurora returned to the castle with a broken heart with Maleficent tricking her to prick her finger
And ever since then Aurora was named sleeping beauty and was only awake after long years of sleep with the the true love's kiss of Prince Philip.
Well, you may think that this movie is all about this story?
NO, THIS MOVIE IS A PLOT TWIST AND I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT IT MUAHAHAHA

First, before Maleficent was a villain, she was a fairy who protected the Moors kingdom
One day, the guards found a human in the border of the kingdom
Humans are forbidden into the Moors but Maleficent found out something special about this guy
So she forgave him for trespassing and was friends with him
Day by day, they grew up, the guy, Stefan gave her a true love's kiss and never returned
Maleficent grew up, heartbroken waiting for Stefan to return
Unfortunately, the next time he met Maleficent, he cut of her wings in return for the king's throne
Maleficent was so angry that she couldn't bare to believe that Stefan betrayed her for the throne
Soon, on the baby's newborn ceremony she cast a spell on the baby
That the baby will prick her finger on her 16th birthday and will fall into a deep sleep
But kindhearted Maleficent set a soft heart on the baby and ordered that the spell will be broken by a true love's kiss

She cast this spell as she knew there's no such thing as true love's kiss
So the king ordered the 3 fairies to take care of the princess somewhere faraway from the kingdom and to return the princess a day after her 16th birthday for safety
As the fairies took Aurora away, Maleficent has been watching the baby ever since the baby was brought to the woods
She has been watching her and secretly taking care of her in the dark shadows where only Aurora knew
Aurora wasnt afraid of Maleficent even when she saw her
As the days goes by, Aurora was finally 16 and she thought that Maleficent was her Fairy God mother
*Okay to be honest* I laughed when she called a villain a fairy godmother HAHAHA
She wasnt aware that Maleficent cast a cursed on her

Aurora was happily enjoying her time with Maleficent every night and day
Till Maleficent was so soft hearted that she regret and wanted to take back the curse
But it was no use, even her soft heart couldnt break the curse, she felt useless
A day before Aurora's 16th birthday, she went back to the castle, heartbroken knowing that she was cursed by her fairy god mother
But soon, the next day came and the curse brought Aurora to the forbidden room of the spinning wheels
And finally Aurora pricked her finger on one of the spinning wheel and immediately fell into deep sleep
Prince Philip was assigned to kiss the princess by Maleficent but he failed to do so as his kiss wasnt the true love's kiss
Guess what? The true love's kiss was actually... a kiss from Aurora's so called Fairy God mother, Maleficent
It was Maleficent's true love towards the Beasty child that broke the curse

However, the king, so hatred towards Maleficent didnt know that all these years, it was Maleficent who took care of his baby princess
And it was Maleficent who broke the curse
I feel sad for Maleficent, she wasnt a villain but a kind hearted god mother to a princess
Maleficent was tortured by the king and I felt sorry for her for all she's done
But Maleficent got her wings back and managed to fight against the King and won the battle
After then, Aurora was brought back to the Moors and became the Queen of Moors Kingdom

Awwww I love this movie very much!!
Such plot twist that was out of expectations HAHAHAHA
Good show!!
Love it!!

Ta....跟 Ta........

因为太爱你，我必须学会放下
有些人说：把最好的都留给值得的人，自己注定快乐
我觉得，这个根本不适合我
我始终还是放不下这所有的一切
我真心希望我可以拥有一颗花心的心态，我不要一个忠诚却得不到的心态
一句话：很不值得
我的努力是为了什么？我坚持下去是为了什么？
超越了1000天的思念，有谁会坚持到这么远？
难道，一些努力和付出都永远不可能会被发现吗？
对，时机未到，但我这情况是根本不会到
我在等着一个不可能实现的梦，醒过来就消失一切，我该醒一醒了
Ta，是不会想到你的，你只是一个梦中的人
如果 Ta，真的没有要你任何一个东西，放弃吧

Because I'm happiiee~~~

Hi 傻逼，今天能够看见你真的很开心啊
接近两年了真的没见到面
虽然这是第一次跟你讲了这么多话，笑那么多，但我也心满意足了
总算放下了一个很重的包袱
虽然很紧张但有朋友在身旁使我更安心
我没想到你这次真的会出来见面
还死都不要我请客，你不要这样啦可以吗
我也真的没想到你很斯文，很不像其他男生
讲真的，我很尴尬我是女生，而且又堂堂正正第一次见面礼，我的形象彻底毁了
一直笑，又讲这么多话，在你面前直接是。。。献出丑样 TT GG 啦！
我直接觉得我很多余，很像一只猩猩。。。。。
我应该乖乖静下来给旁边的那位讲话哈哈哈哈认识一下彼此的
我真心希望时间可以倒流，我后悔我自己的形象，我后悔我当时的态度
我总算甘心了啦
希望下次还有机会见到你
希望下次可以堂堂正正走出来，不要偷偷出来了
我很怕的

。无奈的无赖。

个人觉得身为一个卖家要懂得怎么与顾客交流

我懂，有很多时候，顾客会因为一些小瑕疵而感到不满

就算顾客的语气重了些，但也不该因为顾客的不满而对顾客改变态度

你要知道你的店铺是很有名的，万一一些火爆的顾客因为你突然改变的态度而破坏你的名义那怎么办？

明明态度好好的，之后顾客因为你的不守信用而生气，你态度就变到很冷淡

不再以些热情的方式跟顾客讲话，那你当员工还是老板娘有用吗？

你善于赚钱，但不善用 EQ，有用吗？这样只会吓走顾客呢

我之前也是去过你的店，你其中一位短发的员工也真的没礼貌

那时环境太吵，她听不到我讲什么，直接一个很没有礼貌的态度回复我：蛤？讲么？

结果另一个员工就赶紧过来帮我了

那时我就对你这一家感到很失落，很失望，这么成功的一个店铺却有这样的员工

我亏你们以这的员工态度还能赚到这么多钱

我也明白你们也是按照老板的规则办事，但如果有些东西做不出的话，请麻烦告诉一下顾客

别让顾客以为你是那种不回复人，然后假装忽视你的那种

我知道你忙，但你可以忙完了以后再回复我啊

我起初以为可以reserve的，因为我问过你可不可以，你没回复我

之后我只有那一天有空就 Bank in, bank in 以后你才说我要的那件已经卖完了，不能reserve的

那不能 reserve为什么不早点告诉我？为什么要让我以为真的能 reserve？

之后，为了让世界和平，我还特地选了别种款式，结果来了的效果还真糟糕 = =

结果我好好问你东西，你很无礼回复我，以前我跟你讲东西，你都很热情地回复

现在呢，不管说什么，好像把我当敌人那样，一点都不亲切

现在我看清你们这一家了，原来双面的，若你的衣服款式不美的话，我早就 boycott你了

但幸运地，你的衣服们救了你，反正瑕疵还要去你那边逛，直接原谅你给你多一次机会咯

我才不要跟我最爱的店铺做仇人啊

Must learn to give and take!

请别对号入座，心绪的话，你觉得是你就是你

信赖的话，不是你就不是你，请别碍手碍脚的

祝我“毕业快乐”

我毕业了哈哈哈哈哈！！！
我简直不敢相信我的 Foundation 日子结束了！
我可以浩浩荡荡地告诉全世界我从这么辛苦的Foundation毕业了！
哈哈哈哈！我真的真的不敢相信眼前视线啦
我告别了宿舍，告别了旧生活，踏入了新生活
不过呢。。。。。。。。。。
我可以追我的戏，可以看的 M Club 大结局，可以开始看点金胜手，可以看爸爸去哪儿
我可以随时随地，无忧无虑上我的淘宝！
我可以跟朋友一起出去看戏！我很开心！！！
可是，想起成绩即将在2个星期后揭晓，直接 emo 个不停！
我还没正式放假，成绩就已经出炉？想破坏我的心情？！
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！我要勇于面对着小挫折！
三个月后，Degree我们首次见面啦！请对我好些！